1st Day, Feeling Fine

Milhouse: Hey, well the first problem with France is the keyboard.
Some silly bugger has swapped all the keys round. If I typed like i nornmally would it would look like this qnd then nozone zould understqnd zhqt the hell I zould be tqlking qbout:

Aylwin: yo peops, this is phat, cracking open the champerz on the eurostar then snoozin, then walkin round aimlessly an bein evacuated from a station, then more bevvies!

Milhouse: So yeah, so far this has been quite a nice little booze fest, infact since it took us about 2hours to find the hostel we are staying at we've been approached by one guy threatening us with chopsticks asking for a smoke, another guy trying to sell us "hashishé" and plenty of that wonderful French B.O. in the wonders of the French Underground.

Aylwin: peace out, gimme sum comments my woodland friends xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx