My Poor Posteria
Owwwww!
Remind me to bring a cusion next time I go to college workshop.
Those damn stools (chairs, Blake : ) .
Sitting on a flat 'no frills' piece of timber for over 2 hours is not an experience I would recommend to many people.
In fact I'm very tempted to sue the college due to 'mass booty neglegence'.
You see that colour purple there? Yeah? That's wot colour my butt is right now.
Now I know how Hank Hill's diminished glute feels without his fake heiney on (King of The Hill).
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DR. TATE: Mr. Hill, you have a compression of the discs in your lower back.
HANK: Uh-huh. Do you get a lot of this in your patients who race mowers?
DR. TATE: A lawnmower didn't cause this. It's genetic.
PEGGY: Genetic as in fatal?
DR. TATE: No. Mr. Hill, you were born with no muscle mass here, no cushioning. For years you've basically been sitting on your spine. You suffer from a disease called Diminished Gluteal Syndrome, or DGS.
HANK: I don't understand. What does that mean?
DR. TATE: Mr. Hill, you have no ass.
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I can just, like, soooooo relate, you know?
Wibble.
P.S. Gem & Ash, thanks for joining me in a coupla' of rounds last night guys!
Blake, I just got that "PUT A BIT OF SELLOTAPE ON THE FRIDGE!" reference you posted ages ago (It's so old, I can't even find a link to it!).
A definate classic quote amongsted many! : )
I should of known where you got it from.
'Can I say, what a smashing blouse you've got on?'
posted by Anonymous @ 3:49 pm 
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"Those damn stools (chairs, Blake : )" - ta for clearing that up, chortle, chortle :-)
I know what you mean though. I've done about six hours already this week in the lecture theatre at Racodac. And it's JUST like a small screening room at Bromley Odeon - chairs and all. Yet those kill my back and bottie. Then I do stupid hours on those plastic chairs from RWS, stools (the sitting kind) and even the floor.
Such is life, I guess.
"Remind me to bring a cusion next time I go to college workshop." - ha ha. When I stayed back one night to watch Kill BIll Vol. 1 & 2 backtoback, I took in a cushion. And wasn't the only one...
"Blake, I just got that "PUT A BIT OF SELLOTAPE ON THE FRIDGE!" reference you posted ages ago" - took ya time, didn't you. Well done for getting it. Most of them are references anyway, so keep going :-P
"'Can I say, what a smashing blouse you've got on?'" - you may. Speaking of which, do you remember when I dressed up as Richie for Children in Need at RWS? Had the undies and everything.
That, actually makes a lot more sense now you mention it. I just thought you went a bit crazy that day.
Wow. What an image that was... It really worked for you man. You got balls to where that (quite obviously)
Shame you didn't ask Mr Herbert to be Eddie Hitler really.
"I just thought you went a bit crazy that day." - ha ha.
"It really worked for you man. You got balls to where that (quite obviously)" - what's more - it wasn't planned. I got up that morning, donned my rather cool suit. Then thought: 'I know, I'll dress like a twat instead.'"Shame you didn't ask Mr Herbert to be Eddie Hitler really." - Well, I did ask Michael, but it was such short notice, he couldn't get anything ready in time.
Still, it was a good laugh and for a great cause.
You went as the Milky Bar Kid, did you not? (Sorry, it was a joke for old times' sake.)
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