Yakiddy Yak. U Gotta Love Things 'Tech'

Yes it's true.

Now being the 7:00 am starting kinda buzy boy I have been the past 2 days, I am now fully enlightened and aware of everything around me.

I've yet to eat my sandwich, but am certainly looking forward to it.

I've named it the Seb Sandwich. Which includes a classic mix of Sausage Egg & Bacon (S.E.B. - get it?)

Mmmm yummy.

Mind, I have to give credit to Mother's scrambled egg skills.
As most of you know, for reasons unknown, I absolutely cannot cook scrambled egg no matter how many times I attempt it - Previous results oddly ended up being both burnt & undercooked at the same time.

I red the Daily Metro on the way to Uni this morning, which was particularly interesting...

Apple are releasing a brand new iPod to add the collection called the iPod Shuffle which looks very fancy as well as the new Mac Mini which must be one of the coolest computers... EVER.

And I mean that. You can shove your iMacs & Powerbooks (no offence to my good friends who I know own one!) - this is the real deal.

I'm really considering buying a souped up one for round just £500.

Amazing stuff.

Hot off the press is the commotion that Light Emitting Diodes (LEDs) could replace the light bulb.

I also red about how much more advanced Japan's technology really is.

Everything they've got - we don't. There all just pipe dreams to us 'UKies'.

Imagine a Phone that can you tune TV channels into. A phone that records 2hours of material straight from a VHS or DVD recorder or a phone that even has a finger print sensor that is used to lock your mates from reading you inner-most inbox.

Imagine a 1Gb internet Connection!
Shwoooom Shwoooom! Pi-yow! Corr, that's UNBELIEVEABLY fast.

And yep you've guessed it. They've got it - we don't.

The good news is that this stuff will start to peek its way into are puny 'armish' lives over the next few months. I can't wait.

Now about this toothbrush thing... I've decided I really do have better things to do with my time - like go to a Tapas bar tonight (whatever that is) - so I'm not gonna talk about that today.
But if you want to tell me whether u think electric toothbrushes really are better or not, feel free to call in and have your say.

According to all ABC News us Bloggers are 'People Of The Year!' Boo!
It's not too late for any of you to join in the fun u know.
I'd be more than happy to subscribe to your lives. (Hey, that could be a cool chat-up line... or not)

Lastly, I mentioned yesterday that I was going to let you in on a litle secret of mine.

It's called www.allofmp3.com .
If you, like me, buy your songs off the internet rather than ill-eagle-ly. Then this is definitely the site for you.

Forget iTunes Music Store. It's pretty but it's prices simply DO NOT MATCH.

This allofmp3 site is a Russian site you see. Which means prices are cheap as chips.

We're talking 50p for an album.

I like those odds.

I've already bought about 6-7 albums off there myself and am quite happy to continue before such a bargain is discovered and most likely banned from the UK.

Don't worry. It's not at all dodgy looking and work just like any other professional web shop.

What you have to do is first of all click on the English page (unless of course your lingual skill are of the rushki origin), register on the site & then pay in say $10 which is then exchanged to rubles which is equal to a 1Gb allowance of whatever music yo want.
You then go to the V.I.P. page, browse though their selections, order the albums/tracks you want, then simply download them afterwards.
It's simply the best bargain I've ever discovered (even better then the reduced 10p donuts I see in Safeways staff bin).

I order you to check it out. It's too good to miss. On average, 1 song would cost $0.080. that's 8 Cents ... That's 4p.

Nuff sed.

One cool feature you have the option of, is the choice of format (mp3 being the obvious choice) as well as the bit rate from 128kbps to 320kbps. The ID tags are relatively accurate. The only annoying thing is the downloading part which needs doing manually (A small price to pay I think)

Well I'm going home now.

My butt-terior is aching like a bia-tch.
I've been sitting on a stool for about 5 hours now & I'm afraid when I stand up the seat will be stuck to my cheeks.