The Top Ten Of Caffe Nero

Top Ten Most Popular Barista Sayings:
"Chocolate on your cappuccino?"
"Drink in or take away?"
"Do you have a loyalty card on you today?"
"Regular or Grande ma’am?"
"Yeah, what kind of coffee?" (you dim-wit)
"Sugar's on your left."
"If you'd like to come to this till PLEASE!"
"Toasted?"
"Black or White?"
"The toilet is for customers only sir."

My Top Ten Favourite Caffe Nero Drinks:
1. Regular latte, extra shot
2. Grande Hot Chocolate with strawberry syrup
3. Single Espresso
4. Ice Water and Almond Syrup*
5. Banana & Pinapple Fruit Booster
6. Caffe Milano with cream
7. Small Cream & Coconut Syrup*
8. Grande Strawberry, Vanilla & Irish Milkshake*
9. Coke Cola with Cinnamon Syrup*
10. Chocolate mint expresso*
*custom made milhouse drinks

Top ten most bizarre quotes from customers:
"Can I have a double de-caff espresso please?"
"I'd like a grande-skinny-wet-hazelnut-soya-latte to have here but in a paper cup, Extra Hot... and with 4 shots."
"Two latte's... one regular, one just a quarter shot of coffee."
"How big is the small size?"
"Is it alright if you take out the filling and just toast the panini bread, then put the filling back in for me?"
"I'll have a grande black Americano" (then after made) "Can i also have some milk with that?"
"So, do you do like a cold hot chocolate?"
"Just give me a bog-standard coffee"
"Can I have a different croissant, this one's a bit flat"
"Do you serve beer here too?"

to be continued!...