Blood Bath

Evening guys.

If anyone has a freakyer story to tell that happened to them in the past few days, I salute you:

I'm taking my usual Sunday morning soak in the tub, right?

The bubbles are bubbly, my fingers are all shriveled up and the water is just the right temperature.

You probably think this is weird, but usually when I'm in the tub, I like holding my breath underwater for a long as possible - don't ask me why, but it sort of makes me get in a relaxed state of mind for the rest of the week.
So far, my personal best is 2mins 30 seconds... which is impressive I think, although I'm not positive that that source of material is very accurate, firstly as it's coming from me, and secondly because I don't think I'm very good at counting underwater.

Anyway, it's get the about 58, 59 seconds and I think "you, know, it might be a nice opportunity to grab some fresh air and start breathing again, don't you think?"

I go back up.

Low and behold, when I open my eyes I was absolutely freaked shitless by the fact that the water WAS NOT the same colour as when i started...

EAH ERR! 'Something's not right here!'

I had a flippin nose bleed in the water and I hadn't even noticed! Eww!

It took me a while to figure out why the water was a dark bloody red colour & I tell you, it was like something out of a friggin horror movie!

I stopped myself from screaming in case my mother might rush upstairs to help and inevitably see me starkers in a pool of red stuff - The one thing that could only be worse than what was happening now!

Then of course, after the initial shock I realized that, yes I was actually bathing in my own blood - which is nether particularly pleasant, or hygienic.

And in case you were wondering, no, it doesn't give you eternal life either.

What's worse, I had to take a freezing cold shower after, as I already used all the hot water in the tank.

So much for a Sunday morning soak, aye?

Well, never mind.

Right, funnily enough, I'm off to give more blood, but this time to someone who needs it more than me!

Catch you round.

p.s. my pc just arrived! yay!