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The Milhouse Affairs

This is a detailed insider's account (namely me) on the living mystery that is, Matthew 'Milhouse' Johnston. Containing an amplitude of tales for everyone throughout my exciting, embarrassing, bewildering and shameless day-to-day lifestyle, I will bleed my heart out on to these electronic pages in the hope that you will be blessed with the knowledge that Milhouse is still very much alive, in sorts. Viva Las Milhouse... Forever!

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Stizzle An´ Mizzle´s Highlights So Far

-The current made up jokes,
Matt: What did the cookie say to the donut? Muffin
Aylwin:What is the heaviest meal in the world? One Ton Soup
Thats just a taster, so your sides stay intact.

-Making elephant noises for a whole day

-Eating at the house of sizzle (shizzle)

-Matt thinking he was asking for directions to a castle, when infact he was asking for the price of the castle, long foreign conversation.

-Aylwins bartering technique with an indian man selling squiggy blob faces. It involved laughiong at a very high pitch till he lowered the price, we got him down to 3 for 2 euros - when he found out we werent looking to buy.

-Ice Cream/sorbet from El Crispino
Matt: Whiskey-Honey
Aylwin: Plum-Melon
Seroiusly it was the poshest ice creamisest store in the world.

-Aylwin getting his wallet stolen, then him realising and shouting at a petit gypsy, "wallet Now," It was soon returned.Im ard.

-4 Hennies in a row in berlin.

-Also finding the best hostel in the world in berlin, pòssibly.

-Finding one of the best hostels in the world in Florence, oh an one in Nice.

-Going out on the tiles in Prague 4 50p.

-Going out in Pargue 4 2 meals in one day 4 50p

-Sleeping at train stations from various lack of train knowledge.

-Meeting loads of cool people in Nice

-Aylwin taking a pee in the ocean and getting hit by a big wave, sea water and phones dont mix.

-Hearing a Mexican try and do a London accent.

-Looking at lots of mankey pigeon feet, Ill get you snaggle foot, if its the last thing i do!

-Meeting a couple of dudes from leeds uni.

oh an sorry for the blog delay, internet is expensive in some places.

Peace out. Aylwin

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