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The Milhouse Affairs

This is a detailed insider's account (namely me) on the living mystery that is, Matthew 'Milhouse' Johnston. Containing an amplitude of tales for everyone throughout my exciting, embarrassing, bewildering and shameless day-to-day lifestyle, I will bleed my heart out on to these electronic pages in the hope that you will be blessed with the knowledge that Milhouse is still very much alive, in sorts. Viva Las Milhouse... Forever!

Monday, January 16, 2006

Fatter, Happyier, Not Productive

Man what a flippin' amazing meal.
I mean that was good.
I'm not joking.
Ohh, beautiful.
Mmmmm gosh that was tasty.
Man I'm full up.
I can't even move I'm so full.

Last night I went to Liz Kennedy's house (old skool friend, likes horses) to celebrate Tom Wild's Birthday (other old skool french-ish friend, thinks he's french). Liz cooked an absolutly amazing meal for myslef, Tom, Ash, & Mr Matt Shaw & the lovely Helen Shaw.

There was peppers, pasta & pavalova & plenty nostalgic Ravens Wood moments. Followed by a long philisophical hour discussion about life, the universe & everything. Mr Fortune, our R.S teacher would be proud.

Hella good, but now I have work soon & I really think I'm going to collapse into a Milly shaped puddle the second someone mentions anything to do with food.

Also crashed at Newman's in the early hours and ended up being cornered to the 6 outer inches of his double bed whilst he took up the rest.
First time I've slept with the Newman actually - was a special moment for me, but he farts a hell of a lot and to be honest I think I prefer sleeping on the ly-lo instead. Ash, you sleep with him next time, you suit each other.

Bye chaps.

Ps. Jus, I saw you walking down the Bromley high street yesterday night. :) I waved but I don't think you saw, and I didn't think it was worth embarressing you in an Alan Partridge homage. Be seeing you soon tho :) x

Get well soon Ren, don't let the chickens get you down x

1 Comments:

At 12:50 am, January 22, 2006, Blogger ::BigBlake:: proclaimed...

"he farts a hell of a lot" - he used to sit on my lap in the RWS Common Room every now and then. Thankfully he didn't leave me with one all that often.

Also, I like the way you refer to Bromley High Street as "the Bromley high street".

 

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