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The Milhouse Affairs

This is a detailed insider's account (namely me) on the living mystery that is, Matthew 'Milhouse' Johnston. Containing an amplitude of tales for everyone throughout my exciting, embarrassing, bewildering and shameless day-to-day lifestyle, I will bleed my heart out on to these electronic pages in the hope that you will be blessed with the knowledge that Milhouse is still very much alive, in sorts. Viva Las Milhouse... Forever!

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Can I Be Your Friend?



YESSSSS! SUCCESS!

I've finally cracked the newbie barrier!

Suddenly I'm everyones pal.

I'm being called by my first name, there's no awkward silences, I'm clicking with people on numerous levels of conversation, and I feel like I just met a bunch of live-long chums for the first time.

All it took was me acting the fool a bit, laughing a lot, and enjoying the company around me.

I actually seem to be the more dominant personality within the Animation group of 6 today, which is odd for me.

I now know Kin Ly (she was pretty hammered after 48 hours of being blind drunk and was suffering respectivley) - I suggested that she eat an apple to cure your hangover.

But then realised I got my facts truely screwed up as an apple actually has nothing to do with a hangover remedy but infact is twice as more affective than coffee at waking you up in the morning...

What a dumb ass.

We talked about how she travelled around London desperately looking for a Porn video 'for her friend's 21st celebration' (hmm, like I believe that, the foxy minx) but came back with a feature on 2 women and Cat-O-9-Tail whips. She then went back to the store and had a fat arguement with the store owner!

She kept refering to me being 'a little baby' as of my youthful face and her being a year older than me. I laughed it off, but deep down, I was hurting! : )

She buf, really buf in a British-Oriental way, but a bit dumb for my likeing (Yes ladyez, intelligence is sexy! ; ). Mind, she was still drunk thou, so I reserve her right to appear dumber than she actually might be, due to the excessive intake of Bacardi & Cokes.

Then there was James (yes I kno, another bloody one) who's profile I just managed to squeeze out - he likes a load of grungy rock bands I've never heard of.
James: 'Yeah I like Funeral, 10 mutha brothers, NIN...
...you've not heard of them have you?'
Me: 'Nnnnnnnno.'
So I tried my music expertise to impress him by saying...
Me: 'But I know a friend who's mad on INYOU, you heard of them?..
...no wait, not them...
...erm...
...what's their name?...
...INME!...
...yes, that's right...
...INME...
...he's mad on them he is.'

What a prat.

James: ...Ug.

Lorna & Holly - one blonde one brunette... equally majorly attracive, friendly, smart & smiley people - they actually asked me if I wanted to go out to the pub them and a group of others this evening.

'GET IN THERE MILHOUSE' you're saying!

Unfortunatley I had to tell them I had prior engagements at the Penge gathering and wouldn't be able to go (see, I go to meet a bunch of weirdos at church intead of making the Milhouse moves on a coulpe of hunnies - That's love man.)

I must be stupid.

Kim, Tejo, Keith, and a few others. I've made quite a selection here.
All very different but then equally v nice.
Bit like a packet of Revels except not including the coffee ones.

You can all feel very proud of my efforts today and I can go to Penge a happy man.

Just whilst I'm surfing... I've spotted myself on t'internet on the Penge Family Church webite

I'm FAMOUS! So is Dommy C, Alywin Steez & Richy Butt. Check it out.

And yeah, Check - out - the new RWS website. Pretty swish eh?

If you remeber your libary card and password you can 'hack' into the School's Intranet and 'Create Havok' Bwa Ha Ha Ha!

Oh, and you gotta check out Carl Allen, Aylwin and other recognised folk on the Penge FCFC (Family Church Football Club)
When were they taken?

You all like you were wearing Double XL shirts (No change for Aylwin, then).

It's hilarious.

I particulary like 'favoutite quotes of Jack' - He Buf.


Today was really kool. Animation is really fun.

We made a stop-motion film out of cutout characters from magazines the likes of South park.

Our's was PHAT.

We had a Popcorn Brain which turned it into Pacman who then ate a motorbike and made Bush kiss Tony Blairs head repeatidly.

A bit too long thou. Would of taken about half an hour to render as a '.avi' - Opps!

We eventually made it a quicktime movie for so once again I'll try my best to get in on t'internet.
If someone like Blake or Newman could tell me exactly how that would be good as I'm not sure I'll be able to put it on the Blogger site.
I imagine I'll have to make a seperate site with downloads. Is that right guys?

I still havn't told you about my weekend yet.
It was sooooo cool.

But I'll have to dish the dirt later, I'm going to make my way to Aylwin's now.

I'm late and it's all your fault.

Anyway, Things to see, people to do as they say.

Take Care fellow Mateyo's.

1 Comments:

At 10:04 am, October 22, 2004, Blogger ::BigBlake:: proclaimed...

"Suddenly I'm everyones pal." - you were always my pal, bud.

"But then realised I got my facts truely screwed up as an apple actually has nothing to do with a hangover remedy but infact is twice as more affective than coffee at waking you up in the morning..." - chortle, chortle. Makes me glad I don't drink. Well, obviously I do, but you get what I mean.

"She kept refering to me being 'a little baby' as of my youthful face and her being a year older than me. I laughed it off, but deep down, I was hurting! : )" - go with it dude and ask her to breast feed ya ;-)

"Just whilst I'm surfing... I've spotted myself on t'internet on the Penge Family Church webite" - ooooh, when did that happen?

"And yeah, Check - out - the new RWS website. Pretty swish eh?" - I swear that was like that when we were at RWS. Only the Intranet bit is new methinks.

"We eventually made it a quicktime movie for so once again I'll try my best to get in on t'internet. If someone like Blake or Newman could tell me exactly how that would be good as I'm not sure I'll be able to put it on the Blogger site.
I imagine I'll have to make a seperate site with downloads. Is that right guys?"
- You'll need some webspace outside of Blogger indeedy. Usually you get at least 15MB bundled with your Internet Service Provider. (NTL is 55MB). The file you've got now probably is too large. So make sure that you compress the video to a fairly small size as either a Quicktime (.mov/.qt), Windows Meta Video (.wmv), or RealVideo (.rm/.ram) file. Then just upload to your webspace and link to it as you would with everything else.

"Take Care fellow Mateyo's." - laters dudey.

 

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