Someone Shut My Mouth.

Have you ever had an incident where you've tried to apologize for being rude, but actually come off as being ruder than previously? No? Well that just happened to me.

After being 10 mins late for class, I decided that it would be respectable of me to say sorry to my week's tutor after class, as he seemed to take offence due to my poor punuality. And I don't want to start the year on a bad slate, do I?

Me: I just wanna apologize for being late today.
Tutor: Yeah, well your apology will be accepted if you don't do it again.

So far so good. But what I followed up with was where I went wrong...
I should of said 'okay' but instead, it wasn't so much what I said but how I said it.

Me: 'Yeah. Sure. C Ya.'


MATT YOU IDIOT!

I meant to give the impression that I understood what he said and respected that. But now, he probably thinks I have some deep down grudge because he told me off.

'Yeah. Sure you do. Bite me Sir.'

This has put me in a serious position...

Should I apologize again for making a potencial sarcastic comment, or should I leave it and pretend it never happened?

I'm so screwed.


My left nostril feels like I've crammed all of the antartic's icebergs in there.
I sence a winter cold a'comin. Don't you just hate that?

Red the Free Metro paper on the train today and I have to say, amonsted the death and tragedy, there a quite a few interesting articles in today's edition.

'The Top Ten Types That Wind Us Up' was amusing.
This inclueded some familier types such as...

The 'Noisy Git' - people who equip their cars with ear-drum bursting bass tubes and fans of maddening mobile phone ring tones.

The 'Movie-Going Moron' who insistes on using a mobile phone in a cinema, constantly asks their partner about the plot, eats popcorn with their mouth open and chats solidly for 90 minutes.

&, ha ha, the 'Pushy Salesman' - those joyous individuals who interrupt browsing shoppers with the phrase: 'Do you need any help Sir?' - That would be me.

But I'd like to add that whilt I've had my revenge, they tell us to do it, I wouldn't normally!

Other news shows that

• 'That Peter Kay Thing' DVD has become the fastest selling TV based release of the year (145,000 copies sold so far)
• Next week could begin Britain's coldest winter in years with maximum temps in London being 6 degrees C (That means a large probability of SNOW!)
• Marilyn Manson is planing to launch his own make-up range and also appear as the Queen of Hearts in a 're-worked' Alice In Wonderland Film.
• A pair of jeans designed by Salley Hershberger will cost $1000 (£560)
• Homosexuality could possibly derive from parents with large families.
• Some guy from Essex raising money for charity doing a coast-to-coast trek of Austrailia dressed in Tweed and riding a Penny Farthing.
• And the famous 64 year old Golden Arches logo of the seventh biggest brand in the world, McDonalds, is being ditched for a question mark.

Why?

Expect a booklet through the post some time soon with the slogan 'McDonald's: But not as you know it!'. How pathetic.

So yeah. Interesting stuff.

Someone just called my mobile but I don't have their number. 07****8890, I'm not likely to pick up if I don't know you I'm afraid. Sorry.

Has any one seen The Bernie Mac Show? Watch it. It's hilarious. Channel 4. Monday, Wednesday, Thursday & Friday 8:50am. It's like a Black version of Malcolm in the Middle!

I'm gonna go now before I'm late again.

Chowder.