'You Wanna Be A Record Breaker?'

Has anyone realised that going up an escalator the hand rest goes up faster than the stairs do?
I managed to prove this by ending up a 45 degree angle when determined not to let go of the London Bridge underground escalators.

Thought you should know.

Continueing my endurance tests for the week, I held my breath underwater in the bath for 2 and a 1/2 minutes today. No joke or a lie. Possibley being my personal record.

The secret is to take really long a controled breaths beforehand to slow your heart rate.

I, myself have practiced this act since I was a little kipper and therefore am a professional at this skill.

I should seriously advise that to anyone who has only a handfull of brain cells, this activity should not be performed by oneself as you might forget to remember to come back up afterwards.

I gotta go to work now.

Slice hams, scrub plates, initial papers, wash floors, fill counters, top pizzas, smell cheese, poke chickens and all that jazz.

Ciao.