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The Milhouse Affairs

This is a detailed insider's account (namely me) on the living mystery that is, Matthew 'Milhouse' Johnston. Containing an amplitude of tales for everyone throughout my exciting, embarrassing, bewildering and shameless day-to-day lifestyle, I will bleed my heart out on to these electronic pages in the hope that you will be blessed with the knowledge that Milhouse is still very much alive, in sorts. Viva Las Milhouse... Forever!

Sunday, March 26, 2006

What The Hell Happened To... #1


NERDS...

OR DWEEBS for that matter... you remember those little sour candy nibblets that came in cardboard boxes with two flavours on either sides, right?

Both of them were fantastic - How come I don't see them in my corner shop anymore?

Where else am I going quench my sugar-rush urges?

You see kids, this is the reason why bad people turn to crack - you can't buy Nerds anymore.

Man, that Willy Wonka is losing considerable business :(

Someone please find them and buy me a packet.
JUST ONE. I GOTTA HAVE JUST ONE!