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The Milhouse Affairs

This is a detailed insider's account (namely me) on the living mystery that is, Matthew 'Milhouse' Johnston. Containing an amplitude of tales for everyone throughout my exciting, embarrassing, bewildering and shameless day-to-day lifestyle, I will bleed my heart out on to these electronic pages in the hope that you will be blessed with the knowledge that Milhouse is still very much alive, in sorts. Viva Las Milhouse... Forever!

Friday, September 24, 2004

Friod & Smegol sitting in a tree...

It must be a thing with LCC Teachers.

Group C were ment to be getting our mug shots taken to day for the NUS cards. 35mins later, we're still waiting outside some forgotton hallway and no news of a photographer. Honestly, how am I supposed to take my grandma's advice if I have to hang around all the time? 'You must savour every moment of your youth whilst you have it' she says. I'm not getting any younger people!

He, He. We had a I.T. lecture today introducing the school website and intranet (which is pretty hectic I must say), but I couldn't stop thinking the techniction looked like Smegol.

THREE DAY WEEKEND! WOOP WOOP! Apperantly Monday is no longer a school day. Neither are the following Fridays.
I'm having trouble not jumping up and down on my seat right now.

Ohh! I met someone I know today! Yeah! Exciting stuff eh? But I don't know his name.
Mabye you could help me with this one Aylwin, he did graphic design at Ravenswood and was in the year below us. Brown skin, nice teeth, looked like a dentist (well I think so).

Anyway we had a nice little chat... He's skipped a year and gone straight into graphic design foundation. Yeah! Can you believe it? Cheeky sod.

As the skools split into Graphic School and Media school, I must take my role and pledge alligance to 'M' side.
Sure, I'll talk to him and be 'friendly' a'n' all, but deep down, I hate his 'G' side guts.

I'm tying to remember everything I wrote down because my computer froze whilt I was writing. Dammit.

Oh yeah... Thank you Collet for the series of Froidian theroies today. They were quite amusing.
But there's no deniying it, your a sick person...

NO I DO NOT WANT TO MARRY MY MOTHER!

I fancy going to the pub today. Newman you fancy a tipple? Aye, your welcome to come too. Not you Ash. Your not invited. : )

4 Comments:

At 2:29 pm, September 25, 2004, Blogger ::BigBlake:: proclaimed...

"NO I DO NOT WANT TO MARRY MY MOTHER!"Even if you wanted to, you couldn't - I've already bagsied her, remember?

And I have no idea who/what Smegol is, but I'm liking the word for Red Dwarf purposes ;-)

 
At 1:35 pm, September 27, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous proclaimed...

Well, i must say your grammer stil hasnt improved, quite annoying really. Anyway, today was fun, not as fun as the previous one, but none the less, fun. Your doing photography, why didnt you take the pictures in the real photographers place? you couldnt marry your mum even if you wanted to, its ilegal and most importantly, WRONG! Hoping the next entry is a vast improvement as this one was (youve probably heard this before....un-satisfactory)

-Nemesis of thou

 
At 4:12 pm, September 27, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous proclaimed...

oh my gosh! i cant beleive u wrote about the friod theory!
this is something i got told by a mutaul friend of mine!
i so don't think that way.
friod did belive men want to marry women simular to their mothers as in the taking care of you part not the looks part!...... gross!
he also produced the friodian slip! so all you peeps who mention girls names in the places of other girls names be aware.
does that make sense:-} x x x

 
At 4:15 pm, September 27, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous proclaimed...

also nemisis guy, smegal is from lotr -member

-Female Friend :-)

 

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